My dream concert would be: Earth ,Wind And Fire ...1977
My dream date would be: Somewhere European... Van Gogh museum ...hell yeah or Ewart Park on the 4th of July maybe !
Where are you most likely to see me out on the town: B. W. W. , ZIP TRIP ~ HEY BUDDY~ watch that door Ecco! or Eccentrix shoppin for wax ! Who would play you in the Kissin 92.5 movie: DJ Qualls
Favorite song lyric: If you have a gun up in your waist, please don't shoot up the place ! Why ? Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin my baby...my babay ...sorry..Had to.... RIP Biggie
If I found $1,000, I'd blow it on: Furniture, Sam Adams Cherry Wheat Brews
Why did you decide on radio?: I thought I broke my leg. Doc told me I got bit by radio !
Before Amercian Idol , Adam Lambert Was THE Lady Gaga Tribute band .
Eminem is not scared at all of Suge Knight ..Find out why here .
The storm that came thru friday did some major damage .. Whooa check out some of this video !
Ok A Gorilla escaped from the Joplin Zoo , hung out on top of our studios for a few minutes .. Well Taylor Roofing Sounded like apes on the roof at least ....
Hey times are tuff, even for the stars, Oh hell yeah they visit pawn shops ! Oh Excuse me, I meant " collateral lender ".
I love collateral lenders
Ryan Keith's Celebrity Sack Lunch M-F @ 12:20 your chance to win free food from Wendy's.. wendys.com
Look for the cheapest gas all over the nation or just in Neosho here .
Kissin Workforce Factoid :
Here's an ugly reality about being a manager: All of your employees hate you.It's nothing personal, you understand. Rather, every one of them is likely to despise at least one thing about how you treat them at work ....
Here are the top 5 reasons why you hate your boss:
• Management doesn’t listen. In the surveys, 66 per cent of employees said they don’t believe their concerns are paid attention to by management and 67 per cent said management doesn’t act on their suggestions.
• There’s no respect. About 56 per cent say their personal needs and interests are not acknowledged by managers.
• The fear factor. The surveys find 52 per cent of employees fear that if they make their opinions known they will face retribution.
• There’s no appreciation. That’s the gripe of 43 per cent of respondents, who say their good work goes unrecognized.
• Lack of authority. Forty per cent of employees believe they don’t have enough authority to do their jobs well.
NOT READY FOR PARENTHOOD?
You're not ready to be a parent unless you can pass the following tests:
Mess test -- Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in a wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
Toy test -- Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake the little ones at night).
Grocery store test -- Borrow one or two small goats and take them grocery shopping with you. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
Dressing test -- Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
Feeding test -- Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Tie jug to ceiling fan blade. Turn fan on. Try to insert spoonfuls of oatmeal into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. When finished, dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
Night test -- Fill a small cloth bag with about 10 pounds of sand. Soak the bag in warm water. At 8pm begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9pm. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10pm. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4am. Set alarm for 5am. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
Physical test -- (women) Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10% of the beans.
Physical test -- (Men) Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest grocery store and do the same. On the way home purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
OK I LOVE STUFF ! What's the story of your stuff ! Check this out .
