Russell Brand to Katy Perry -- I Don't Want Your Divorce Money Russell Brand is entitled to approximately $20 million of Katy Perry's fortune ... but TMZ has learned he will not take a single penny of it.Russell's lawyer filed final divorce papers Tuesday ... although the judge will make the divorce official on…

Mitt Romney Condoms -- The Only Thing Missing from Your Caucus Call him Mitt "Love Glove" Romney ... 'cause TMZ has learned a condom company has officially launched a line of special rubbers dedicated to the Republican candidate ... despite not having Mitt's approval. The condom company launched a website this…

Brooke Mueller -- I AM at Cirque Lodge ... and I'm SERIOUS About Sobriety Unlike Demi Moore ... Brooke Mueller IS being treated at the famous Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah ... and we're told she's making MAJOR progress in her quest to shake her demons.  Sources close to Brooke tell TMZ ... Brooke checked in to…

Ne-Yo -- This Strip Club Needs a New Carpet ... MADE OF CASH!!! Ne-Yo went on a redecorating mission last weekend at an Atlanta strip club -- dropping so much money on naked booty-shakers ... he literally covered the floor with singles ... and TMZ has obtained the pics.Ne-Yo hit up Magic City strip club on…

Fred Durst Busts Out Some Nookie ... Karaoke Style!!! Fred Durst partied like it was 1999 Monday night -- reprising the classic Limp Bizkit song "Nookie" at an L.A. bar ... and it was all caught on tape!Sources tell TMZ, Durst hit up open karaoke night at Rock & Reilly's with Nick Swardson and…

Gary Busey -- Crazy Parking Lot Dance Party Gary Busey looked crazy as ever -- a total dancing fool in a Malibu parking lot -- but THIS time a closer look revealed ... there's a good reason for the crazy. This time.

Barry Bonds -- Free to Swing 'Dangerous' Baseball Bats ... Again Barry Bonds has federal approval to pickup a "dangerous weapon" -- namely, a baseball bat -- thanks to a new court order.Bonds is appealing his sentence for felony obstruction of justice -- but for now he's free on a few conditions ... one of which…

Kobe Bryant -- ABSOLVED in Church Assault Case Kobe Bryant is no sinner ... so says the San Diego City Attorney's Office ... which decided it will NOT pursue charges against the NBA star over an altercation at a local church last year. Bryant had been accused of flipping out on Thomas Hagos at…

'Mob Wives' Star Big Ang -- Enlarged and In Charge "Mob Wives" star Big Ang took Hollywood by storm with her enormous ... personality -- and breasts. But don't let the layers of plastic fool you ... Ang is a very real gangsta chick

L.A. Dodgers Star James Loney Frantic 911 Call -- 'He Woke Up, SLAMMED on Gas" A woozy L.A. Dodgers first baseman James Loney smashed into several cars on an L.A. freeway last November ... before waking up, trying to flee the scene ... and crashing again -- this according to a newly released 911 tape.The caller -- who owns one…

Flo Rida: My So-Called Ex-Assistant Is a Thankless Parasite No good deed goes unpunished -- at least according to Flo Rida's lawyer, who claims the so-called ex-assistant that's suing the rapper is an ungrateful freeloader who took advantage of his generosity.TMZ broke the story ... some woman named Mahogany…

Demi Moore -- NOT Rehabbing at Cirque Lodge There have been multiple reports by various outlets Demi Moore is getting treatment at the famous Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah.  TMZ has confirmed with multiple sources familiar with the situation that Demi Moore is not at Cirque Lodge.Moore has…

'Mob Wife' Big Ang -- Lets It All Hang Out in L.A. She's the breakout star of  this season's "Mob Wives" and one of Staten Island's finest convicted cocaine dealers, but Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brought out the big, er, guns to the west coast when she went to BOA in L.A. on Monday.The buxom…

Amar'e Stoudemire -- Skipping Three More Games to Grieve Brother's Death Amar'e Stoudemire will be missing the next three Knicks games to spend time grieving with his family after his brother was killed in a car accident Monday morning -- TMZ has learned.Amar'e -- who has already missed one game over the tragedy -- tells…

'Final Destination 3' Star Ryan Merriman -- Booze Class Express "Final Destination 3" star Ryan Merriman has just been sentenced to a fate worse than jail in his DUI case -- alcohol education classes.TMZ broke the story ... Merriman was charged with two counts of DUI last month after his boozy November arrest in…

TMZ Live: Sasha Grey Porn Money -- Too Dirty for Charity? Sasha Grey's new, umm ... film -- "Anal Artists" -- could benefit The National Education Association, but the group is rejecting a donation from producers. Does it matter where the money comes from ... and if so, is porn THAT bad? Plus, after Prop…

Crotchety Old Man Calls Cops on Justin Bieber Fans -- 'I WANT THEM ARRESTED!' A sad old man in Miami just couldn't take a heavy dose of Bieber fever last night -- demanding police arrest an adorable young group of Bieber fans for disturbing the peace outside his business -- and shocker ... the cops told him to pound sand.The…

TMZ's Celeb Snapshots Contest -- Final 5! After some serious deliberation... the photos have been narrowed down to FIVE in our annual Celeb Snapshots Photo Contest ... and now the rest is up to YOU!!Which of these celeb-filled photos is worthy of the INCREDIBLE GRAND PRIZE -- a Hollywood…

Liza with a Z -- Minnelli & Hova Together Jigga what? Liza Minnelli proved she has mad props for rap mogul Jay-Z and checked out his concert at Carnegie Hall in NYC last night.Move over Tony Bennett & Gaga, because this could be the next unlikeliest duet waiting to happen.

Pilar Sanders to Cops -- Deion's Friend Attacked Me!!! [UPDATE from Deion] Pilar Sanders called cops to Deion's gargantuan Texas mansion yesterday ... claiming she was ATTACKED by one of Deion's female friends ... while the NFL legend stood by and watched. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Pilar told officers a woman named…